keke.. for those who love to travel.. here’s some tips on Interpreting Hotel Brochures 🙂
Majestic setting ………… A long way from town
Options galore ………….. Nothing is included in the itinerary
Old world charm …………. No bath
Secluded hideaway ……….. Impossible to find or get to
Tropical ……………….. Rainy
Pre-registered rooms …….. Already occupied
Picturesque …………….. Theme park nearby
Concierge ………………. Stand with tourist brochures
Continental breakfast ……. Free muffin
Explore on your own ……… Pay for it yourself
Knowledgeable trip hosts …. They’ve flown in an airplane before
Cozy …………………… Small
All the amenities ……….. Two free shower caps
Plush ………………….. Top and bottom sheets
Gentle breezes ………….. Occasional Gale-force winds
No extra fees …………… No extras
Nominal fee …………….. Outrageous charge
Standard ……………….. Sub-standard
Deluxe …………………. Standard
Superior ……………….. One free shower cap
Light and airy ………….. No air conditioning
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