EVALUATION “The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew every time he sees me, while all the rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.” ~ George Bernard Shaw “True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information.” ~ …
Do you know the song “Yesterday” by The Beatles ? Then sing along to this computer version. Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, There’s not half the files there used to be, And there’s a milestone hanging over me. The …
– When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. – When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete. – The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it. – When the going …
One day, A street person approached a passer-by and said, “Sir, would you give me $100 for a cup of coffee?” “That’s ridiculous! Do you think anyone would really pay that much for a cup of coffee?” said the man.
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A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.” “But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied.
keke.. here’s a list Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say 🙂 10. Well, how ’bout that? I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun? 8. I noticed that all …
If you want to be a leader who attracts quality people, the key is to become a person of quality yourself. Leadership is the ability to attract someone to the gifts, skills and opportunities you offer as an owner, as a manager, as a parent. What`s important in leadership is refining your skills. All great …
A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to Maimonides Hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients’ bedsides. When he finished he said, in farewell, “I hope you get better.”
“The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson “I want to demonstrate by my life and my results, not my talk, not my wishes, but by my results.” ~ Gerry Robert “It is not what you say or hope or wish or intend but only what you …